a male smurf prostitute

stop telling me i’m part of the 8ig m͇̜̩̤̭̦̦͖̽́̓̋̏̽̔̄͜͝͝ͅa̛̛̬̬̮̥̬͚̤͕͖͎͑́͋̅͋̃̊͠c̥̹̦̦̥͎͉̳̥͈̐̈́̀̓̈̀̓̚͘͠h̢̝̻̖̳͎̻̖͇̞́̈́̈́̍̿͋̈́̀̈́͘į̨̤̥̳̼̯͖̺̞͋̐̎͑͑̓͌͒̕͝ṅ̡̛̛̪͔̙̗̬͚͍͇̾̆̀͆͐̑̾ͅę̡̘̥̮̗̘̗̫̦͋̒̒̈͛̈̐̈͝͝

(Source: synnowen)

minicactus:

does this?? look alright??? there’s gonna be more shit in it later and ignore my crying head at the top but really does this look okay?

nekomimi98:

HOLY HELL

I JUST REALIZED

SHERLOKI—THE MOST NARCISSISTIC, RUDEST, MOST ARROGANT COUPLE TO EVER INHERIT THIS UNIVERSE

HIDDLEBATCH—LEGIT SWEETER THAN 200 TONS OF SUGAR

…but I appreciate the company.

(Source: perkynurples)

kalbane:

I was gonna do the whole burning up in the sky thing, but I really liked this :)

living-in-a-wifi-soup:

vriskasauerkraut:

galaxeys:

Pledge allegiance to the struggle

It doesn’t matter what fandom you’re in.

That shit’s devotion and deserves respect.

id hate to even think how long that took or the price or the weight

you sir/madam are amazing

(Source: fyeahcarolinedhavernas)

(Source: henryclervall)

tumblr has given me the worst sense of humor ever i’m gonna be so screwed for school like if some student catches on fire i’ll probably burst into laughter

(Source: drifblimed)

fillingablankpage:

Sooooo Snape and I are the same person.

indiandaughter:

i’ll pay you $7 to have a crush on me

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

let-me-touch-it:

deanisanactualprincess:

fivewillbefive:

reap3r:

memberoflokisarmy:

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?????!!!!!!!!

welcome to supernatural

this was such a good episode

That is not Supernatural. That’s The Cabin in the Woods.

mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact